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Yes, you read that title right. No, it wasn’t a typo or other error. But it’s not what you’re thinking…
Some of us need to make babies, but, for some reason, can’t seem to get that done (except in the Sims).
Well, if you and your significant other really need a bit of that
ginseng juice, have rolls of Renminbi to spare, and you live around
Wuhan in China’s Hubei Province (or plan to travel there anytime soon),
Songziniao Hospital is the spot.
Here’s their madcap way of
dealing with infertility issues: build a “brothel” — a series of them
actually — smack in the center of all activity.
Don’t panic just
yet. It’s still a credible institution, and its connoisseurs aren’t
actually curb-crawling. But they are having sex, and are encouraged to
milk it for all it’s worth. Enter the “sex wards” of Songziniao
Hospital.
According to Hug China:
“A hospital in Wuhan has recently opened VIP patient wards for
infertile patients and couples having problems…conceiving babies. The
wards are furnished with all necessary furniture and tools for easy and
successful sex, except condoms. Promoted as a “second nuptial chamber,”
the luxury decoration and furniture in the rooms is to encourage
pregnancy by inspiring sexual passion in the patients.
The luxury
wards — dubbed by the Chinese media as “sex wards” — each have an area
of 50 square meters. The standard furnishing includes red lamps, sex
toys, automatically adjustable double beds and couches, and pictures
illustrating human genital structure. Sex-skill videos, nurses’
uniforms, and flight attendant uniforms are available upon request.”
Now, that shouldn’t be hard to DIY in the hushed secrecy of your bedroom (there’s always a nearby shop
willing to help with that), but for those expecting an all-nighter of
frolicking under the sheets in a controlled environment is the way
forward, your money will have to do some talking.
Your money, and
an optional “sex-skills expert,” who probably is just another creepy
voyeur. As an afterthought, maybe, just maybe, our professional
counselor-cum-voyeur has an absolutely necessary role to play. Consider:
“According to the sex professor, Peng Xiaohui from Huazhong Normal University, invited to the press conference, they once treated a couple having fertility problems. The reason the couple with a doctorate degree failed to conceive a baby after three years of marriage was found to be that the husband had mistaken his wife’s belly button for her vagina! Another civil servant couple had sex seven to eight times a night, resulting in fatigue and agony, because they thought the more times they had sex, the more likely the wife would get pregnant…”
“According to the sex professor, Peng Xiaohui from Huazhong Normal University, invited to the press conference, they once treated a couple having fertility problems. The reason the couple with a doctorate degree failed to conceive a baby after three years of marriage was found to be that the husband had mistaken his wife’s belly button for her vagina! Another civil servant couple had sex seven to eight times a night, resulting in fatigue and agony, because they thought the more times they had sex, the more likely the wife would get pregnant…”
We reserve our right to comment on that, we do. These things happen.
Oh,
yes, here’s the part some of you will be interested in: one night of
romping goes for the “discounted” price of 880 RMB (US$141). But you get
the VIP voyeur as well. Don’t forget that.
ថ្ងៃទី 12 មករា 2013, CEN
មន្ទីរពេទ្យ“Songziniao”នៅ
ទីក្រុងWuhan ក្នុងខេត្តHubei ក្នុងប្រទេសចិន
បានបង្កើតបន្ទប់រួមភេទដ៏ពិសេសនៅក្នុងមន្ទីរពេទ្យនេះ
ដើម្បីជួយអ្នកជម្ងឺដែលមិនអាចមានកូនបាន
និងប្តីប្រពន្ធដែលមានបញ្ហាផ្លូវភេទដោយគ្មានលទ្ធភាពបង្កើតកូនបាន
នោះ។
បន្ថែមពីលើនេះ មន្ទីរពេទ្យនេះមានអ្នកឯកទេសខាងសុខភាពផ្លូវភេទដែលផ្តល់យោបល់ដល់ ប្តីប្រពន្ធអំពីឱកាសរួមភេទយ៉ាងណាដែលជំរុញឲ្យមានលទ្ធភាពបង្កើតកូន បាន។
តម្លៃបង់ថ្លៃបន្ទប់រួមភេទនេះគឺថ្លៃ៨៨០យ័នក្នុងមួយយប់ ដោយរួមបញ្ចូលទាំងការពិគ្រោះយោបាល់ផ្សេងៗជាមួយអ្នកជំនាញផែ្នក សុខភាពផ្លូវភេទរបស់មន្ទីរពេទ្យនេះផងដែរ៕
មន្ទីរពេទ្យក្រុងWuhanបើកបន្ទប់សិចពិសេសដែលមានដាក់គ្រែ
ឧបករណ៍សិចនិងវីដេអូសំរាប់ព្យាបាលអ្នកងាប់ទឹកកាមដើម្បីជំរុញ
សម្រើបកាមតណ្ហា
នៅតាមបន្ទប់រួមភេទដែលត្រូវបាន
បំពាក់ដោយឧបរណ៍ទំនើបៗទាំងនេះ មានប្រដាប់រួមភេទសិប្បនិម្មិតនិង
វីដេអូស៊ិចដ៏ស្រើបស្រាលដើម្បីជួយជំរុញឲ្យមានចំណងផ្លូវភេទ ។ បន្ថែមពីលើនេះ មន្ទីរពេទ្យនេះមានអ្នកឯកទេសខាងសុខភាពផ្លូវភេទដែលផ្តល់យោបល់ដល់ ប្តីប្រពន្ធអំពីឱកាសរួមភេទយ៉ាងណាដែលជំរុញឲ្យមានលទ្ធភាពបង្កើតកូន បាន។
បន្ទប់រួមភេទដែលត្រូវបានបំពាក់ដោយឧបរណ៍ទំនើបៗទាំងនេះនិងវីដេអូស៊ិចដ៏ស្រើបស្រាល
មន្ទីរពេទ្យនេះបានចាប់ផ្តើមបើកដំណើរការកាលពីថ្ងៃទី២៨ធ្នូឆ្នាំ២០១២ នេះបើយោងតាមវិបសាយចិន“Hug China”។ តម្លៃបង់ថ្លៃបន្ទប់រួមភេទនេះគឺថ្លៃ៨៨០យ័នក្នុងមួយយប់ ដោយរួមបញ្ចូលទាំងការពិគ្រោះយោបាល់ផ្សេងៗជាមួយអ្នកជំនាញផែ្នក សុខភាពផ្លូវភេទរបស់មន្ទីរពេទ្យនេះផងដែរ៕
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